Dumb and Dumber

How much can a man be dumb? Is there any scale for dumbness? Well whatever it may be, today I met a chap on the chat who should be awarded full for his "Dumbness"! It is said "Its better to have wise foe than to have foolish friends" and I completely corroborate with that! So now without much ado I present to you the excerpt of my rendezvous with Mr. X (names and places have been changed to protect the identities of people)

ad_xyz2005 (8:12:44 PM): i am ad from ****** medical student
me (8:15:12 PM): ok .. and????
me (8:15:21 PM): as in, how do i know u?
ad_xyz2005 (8:15:47 PM): judge me
me (8:15:57 PM): why should I?!
ad_xyz2005 (8:16:10 PM): where r u
me (8:16:30 PM): click on my status msg and find it out!
me (8:17:03 PM): rather go to http://homepages.iitb.ac.in/~misbah_aatif
ad_xyz2005 (8:17:05 PM): what is your qualification
me (8:17:11 PM): click on it baba!..
ad_xyz2005 (8:17:12 PM): tell me about youself
me (8:17:24 PM): n if u r lookin for sum chick named misbah..
me (8:17:31 PM): u r in for a big surprise
ad_xyz2005 (8:17:57 PM): what is the meaning of misba
ad_xyz2005 (8:18:07 PM): a roshan moon
me (8:18:19 PM): gud ..
me (8:18:22 PM): and ??
ad_xyz2005 (8:18:23 PM):
ad_xyz2005 (8:18:44 PM): judge me, who am i
ad_xyz2005 (8:19:04 PM): are u in ******
me (8:19:14 PM): yes i am in ******
me (8:19:28 PM): just turn around and u'll see me!
ad_xyz2005 (8:19:35 PM): who is aatif
ad_xyz2005 (8:19:44 PM): is he your husband?
me (8:19:48 PM): aatif's my boyfriends name
me (8:19:59 PM): he's really sexy..
ad_xyz2005 (8:20:21 PM): do not use this type of words
me (8:20:27 PM): oh is it?
me (8:20:42 PM): but aatif uses it!
ad_xyz2005 (8:21:33 PM):
me (8:21:45 PM): u want to meet me?
ad_xyz2005 (8:22:24 PM): ok
ad_xyz2005 (8:22:38 PM): i am busy in my studies my exam start 22NOV lets see after the exam
ad_xyz2005 (8:22:56 PM): send me ur picture
me (8:23:01 PM): why after the exams!
me (8:23:07 PM): 22nd nov is too far!!
me (8:23:14 PM): lets meet tomorrow!
me (8:23:59 PM): why do u wanna spoil the fun by seeing my pic
ad_xyz2005 (8:27:29 PM): you are too slow to give reply
me (8:27:41 PM): aisaa kya!
me (8:27:59 PM): so r u coming tomorrow to meet me?
ad_xyz2005 (8:28:07 PM): where
me (8:28:22 PM): u tell me!
me (8:28:32 PM): sum movie?
ad_xyz2005 (8:28:44 PM): are you going to college
ad_xyz2005 (8:28:58 PM): tell me the name of the college
me (8:29:11 PM): college mein kya rakkha hai
me (8:29:17 PM): lets go to some movie!
ad_xyz2005 (8:29:24 PM): ok
me (8:29:31 PM): i love movies..
ad_xyz2005 (8:29:32 PM): where
ad_xyz2005 (8:30:32 PM): so meet me tomorrow at liberty market
me (8:30:38 PM): OK!
me (8:30:53 PM): i'll be in pink shalwaar kameez.
ad_xyz2005 (8:30:54 PM): u tell me
me (8:31:10 PM): with black hand purse!
ad_xyz2005 (8:31:13 PM): which movie
me (8:31:58 PM): wht movies are playin ther ?.. arey .. ne movie with u wd be gr8
me (8:32:41 PM): so what time wd u be coming tomorrow?
ad_xyz2005 (8:32:46 PM): reply
me (8:33:06 PM): so what time wd u be coming tomorrow?
me (8:33:59 PM): u dint tell me the time !
ad_xyz2005 (8:34:32 PM): after noon
me (8:34:45 PM): ok
ad_xyz2005 (8:34:59 PM): at 3oclock
me (8:35:04 PM): theek hai ..
ad_xyz2005 (8:35:19 PM): i am in blue t shire and black pant with cap
ad_xyz2005 (8:35:26 PM): ok
me (8:35:37 PM): aaahhh .. i loooveee blue t-shirts
ad_xyz2005 (8:35:59 PM): reely
me (8:36:03 PM): yesss....
ad_xyz2005 (8:39:22 PM): ok
ad_xyz2005 (8:39:50 PM): how many boyfriends you already have
ad_xyz2005 (8:40:02 PM): which is my number
me (8:40:03 PM): ..
ad_xyz2005 (8:40:09 PM): i am in *******
me (8:40:17 PM): ohh ..
ad_xyz2005 (8:40:29 PM): with me
me (8:40:40 PM): yessss..
ad_xyz2005 (8:44:39 PM): ok
ad_xyz2005 (8:44:59 PM): be brave if u want to become successful in the society
me (8:45:15 PM): hmm ..thats really true...
me (8:45:30 PM): tell me ur full name ad..
me (8:45:38 PM): i like ur ideas!..
me (8:45:54 PM): i love pple with such a sharp brain .. i really do!
ad_xyz2005 (8:46:05 PM): my full name is *****
ad_xyz2005 (8:46:12 PM): ok
me (8:46:41 PM): u r so brilliant *****!.. u must be topping in ur class!?
ad_xyz2005 (8:47:35 PM): your judgemnte is so good; i have always been top position holder in my acedamic career
ad_xyz2005 (8:48:46 PM): my three years are left to become doctor after this i want to go america to become specailized in the field of heart
me (8:49:25 PM): lovely .. really lovely..
ad_xyz2005 (8:50:14 PM): thanks
me (8:50:26 PM): chalo ... if u get time DO VISIT MY WEBSITE!
ad_xyz2005 (8:51:19 PM): ok
ad_xyz2005 (8:53:11 PM): how will i recognize u
me (8:53:20 PM): pink shalwar suit ..
me (8:53:25 PM): black hand bag ..
ad_xyz2005 (8:54:05 PM): i am in car corrolla *** ****
me (8:54:39 PM): ok dear!
me (8:54:45 PM): chalo phir bbye!
ad_xyz2005 (8:54:57 PM): ok

I am really sorry for using love in a general sense but I tried really hard to convince this fella that I am not the person he's looking for. He was simply not ready to listen!!

Wanna hear the most annoying noise in the world? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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